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Yelping SinceJuly 2007
Things I Lovepeople, laughing, Robert Goulet and Bob Ross (RIP), traveling, wicked jam sessions y'all, awkward yelp confessions, eating, yelping my pants off, veggies, the 80s, the guy who keeps me keepin' on, outdoor sports, floating down rivers, soccer shorts, salsa
Find Me In'N OUT. Please?
My HometownSeattle, WA
My Blog Or Website...just hit refresh
When I'm Not Yelping...As Yelp's International Ambassador, unless I'm hopping the pond I'm Yelping GMT!
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI'll blind you with my science.
My Second Favorite Websitehttp://twitter.com/Yel... That @YelpLondon is so hot right now.
The Last Great Book I ReadA Prayer for Owen Meany, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, The Awakening
My First ConcertSir Mix-a-lot (I bought a snap bracelet)
My Favorite MovieDoes Captain E.O. Count? Cause WOW: http://www.youtube.com...
My Last Meal On EarthMama's Chilli followed by her homemade bourbon vanilla ice cream over apple pie
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...my college mascot was a poet.
Most Recent Discovery"Pants" and "Fanny" don't translate well.
Current CrushJon Stewart. Now and forever. Marry me. now.
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Irish Pub? Sure... I guess so. Magners was involved, stew was on the menu, football (soccer) was on TV, and our server had an Irish accent.
Oh, and apparently they have a wicked live music rotation, but I was on the restaurant side and wasn't privy to the entertainment.
In Seattle, this'll have to due.
Oh, and apparently they have a wicked live music rotation, but I was on the restaurant side and wasn't privy to the entertainment.
In Seattle, this'll have to due.
Where the hell are we? And why on Earth did my brother and his family move here? Ok, so there's a winery or five, so that's a perk. But really? What could have ever possessed them to settle down... oh ... wait... is that what I think it is?
That's right... Trader Joe's. In a town of under 5,000 people. And might I add, a very spacious, fully stocked, exceptionally friendly outlet at that. The parking sucks, (as it seems to at every TJs around the country) but considering you're only beating out the 20 other people per square mile out here, you'll be sorted with your spiced cider, 2 buck Chuck, blue tortilla chips and organic granola in no time.
It was beyond me how on Earth this relatively tiny outpost of a rare California village was blessed with the godsend of organic glory... then I checked out the demographics: "As of the census[2], there were 4,687 people. The racial makeup of the CDP was 90.36% White..." Need I go on? If so, please read this: http://stuffwhitepeopl...
That's right... Trader Joe's. In a town of under 5,000 people. And might I add, a very spacious, fully stocked, exceptionally friendly outlet at that. The parking sucks, (as it seems to at every TJs around the country) but considering you're only beating out the 20 other people per square mile out here, you'll be sorted with your spiced cider, 2 buck Chuck, blue tortilla chips and organic granola in no time.
It was beyond me how on Earth this relatively tiny outpost of a rare California village was blessed with the godsend of organic glory... then I checked out the demographics: "As of the census[2], there were 4,687 people. The racial makeup of the CDP was 90.36% White..." Need I go on? If so, please read this: http://stuffwhitepeopl...
Warning: Post-massage review. No promises that I won't drift off in middle of writing thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
When it comes to massages, I'm much less concerned about the pre and post-amenities and all about the in room action. So while I can't tell you much about locker room etiquette or waiting room perks, I can tell you that Liz my massage practitioner was absolutely phenomenal, as was the warmed massage table, the melt-like-bud'er sheets, and the non-elevatorish relax jams. I'll trade the feng shui of a thousand frilly day spas for the non-product pushing 75 minutes of massage and paraffin foot pack glory I just experienced, 23 floors below the hotel room I'm staying in.
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When it comes to massages, I'm much less concerned about the pre and post-amenities and all about the in room action. So while I can't tell you much about locker room etiquette or waiting room perks, I can tell you that Liz my massage practitioner was absolutely phenomenal, as was the warmed massage table, the melt-like-bud'er sheets, and the non-elevatorish relax jams. I'll trade the feng shui of a thousand frilly day spas for the non-product pushing 75 minutes of massage and paraffin foot pack glory I just experienced, 23 floors below the hotel room I'm staying in.
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360 Ritch Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
USA
+1-415-777-2777
San Francisco, CA 94107
USA
+1-415-777-2777
Farmerbrown's Little Skillet
Category: Soul Food
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Waffles? Gooood
Chicken? Goooood
Eggs? Goood
Gravy? Gooood
All of them together in one gut bomb of a lunch to-go box of all that is oh-so-wrong and ever-so-right about our blessed US of A? OMGBRBWTFBBQ, this place is so good it hurts. (No really, I'm still hurting from this meal. Ouch.)
Farmerbrown's Little Skillet is southern soul food at its very finest.
Chicken? Goooood
Eggs? Goood
Gravy? Gooood
All of them together in one gut bomb of a lunch to-go box of all that is oh-so-wrong and ever-so-right about our blessed US of A? OMGBRBWTFBBQ, this place is so good it hurts. (No really, I'm still hurting from this meal. Ouch.)
Farmerbrown's Little Skillet is southern soul food at its very finest.
350 3rd Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
USA
+1-415-512-1010
San Francisco, CA 94107
USA
+1-415-512-1010
Club One Fitness
Category: Gyms
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Are you visiting San Francisco? Do you eat and drink as much as I do when you're here? Could you use a spin class or seven to attempt to burn off the damage? Then Club One might be for you.
Sure it's not the swankiest gym on the block, but it definitely gets the job done. $55 for a week pass is the best rate you'll get anywhere around, and you'll find a decent number of classes, machines, and other calorie-burning-goodies at your disposal... including spacious and clean locker rooms with free guest lockers and grooming amenities.
Overall: Do it. This little gym packs a big punch for a low price! Score!
Sure it's not the swankiest gym on the block, but it definitely gets the job done. $55 for a week pass is the best rate you'll get anywhere around, and you'll find a decent number of classes, machines, and other calorie-burning-goodies at your disposal... including spacious and clean locker rooms with free guest lockers and grooming amenities.
Overall: Do it. This little gym packs a big punch for a low price! Score!
Out The Door? Sure... Just like my brother says he's "out the door" when in actual fact he's brushing his teeth, showering, filing his taxes, organizing his closet... while the rest of us are waiting impatiently in the car.
Sure you're "Out The Door," but obviously on what my family lovingly dubs "Troy time" as our friend's dish did not arrive until after all 15 of us had completely devoured our meals and were analyzing the bill. We were out the door before his meal even arrived. Peace out (the door). ...Ok, that's all I got, I promise...
To be honest, this is one of those plot-thinning dining experiences where everything on the menu sounded much better than it came out looking. The few exceptions were the broccoli tofu side dish and the dungeness crab noodle dish, which were two reeeeeeally great exceptions that kept this star ranking hovering above a two. Many of us also enjoyed the fabulous bubble tea and cane soda.
Would I go back? Potentially. But certainly not if I needed to get out the door in a hurry.
Sure you're "Out The Door," but obviously on what my family lovingly dubs "Troy time" as our friend's dish did not arrive until after all 15 of us had completely devoured our meals and were analyzing the bill. We were out the door before his meal even arrived. Peace out (the door). ...Ok, that's all I got, I promise...
To be honest, this is one of those plot-thinning dining experiences where everything on the menu sounded much better than it came out looking. The few exceptions were the broccoli tofu side dish and the dungeness crab noodle dish, which were two reeeeeeally great exceptions that kept this star ranking hovering above a two. Many of us also enjoyed the fabulous bubble tea and cane soda.
Would I go back? Potentially. But certainly not if I needed to get out the door in a hurry.
Does the word "square" translate properly here in the UK? Cause if so, Thai Boring pretty much sums this place up perfectly.
There was Thai food
There were tables
There were waitresses
There were menus
There were forks... just not enough for all of us all at once
Aaaaand, that's about all I've got for ya.
Looking for simple, easy, safe Thai food that won't offend in any way shape or form? This is your spot. (...Ya square!)
There was Thai food
There were tables
There were waitresses
There were menus
There were forks... just not enough for all of us all at once
Aaaaand, that's about all I've got for ya.
Looking for simple, easy, safe Thai food that won't offend in any way shape or form? This is your spot. (...Ya square!)
Hey Yo Sushi... yo nasty. Seriously.
It's not that I'm anti sushi train, (while the fact that food is parading in front of you is off putting in theory, it is rather amazing in practice... and traditional, I might add!) Sure portions are small and prices are high, the ginger and wasabi have been sitting out all day at communal tables, and service is slow... but that's not the problem.
The problem is the sushi. Sashimi and nigiri, specifically. It's just, well, nasty. The temperature is off and it tastes of plastic cling wrap (from which it's pulled minutes before). Really, it's just not good.
It's not that I'm anti sushi train, (while the fact that food is parading in front of you is off putting in theory, it is rather amazing in practice... and traditional, I might add!) Sure portions are small and prices are high, the ginger and wasabi have been sitting out all day at communal tables, and service is slow... but that's not the problem.
The problem is the sushi. Sashimi and nigiri, specifically. It's just, well, nasty. The temperature is off and it tastes of plastic cling wrap (from which it's pulled minutes before). Really, it's just not good.
333 Jefferson Street
San Francisco, CA 94133
USA
+1-800-786-1000
San Francisco, CA 94133
USA
+1-800-786-1000
In-N-Out Burger
Categories: Fast Food & Takeaways, Burgers
Neighbourhood: Fisherman's Wharf
Note to self: Go home and change Yelp profile from:
"Find Me In"
'N OUT. Please?
to
"Find Me In"
'N OUT. OHMYGODThank You!
I look forward to this stupid little beef pattied burger magic every six months. It turns me into a lolcat... among other things.
"Find Me In"
'N OUT. Please?
to
"Find Me In"
'N OUT. OHMYGODThank You!
I look forward to this stupid little beef pattied burger magic every six months. It turns me into a lolcat... among other things.
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What is this "real deal" I speak of? Well it's everything from the hearty home-cooked goodness of salt beef steak and handmade venison pies, to the "crunchier" side of wheat free carrot cake, museli, bio yogurt and blueberry compote. But even with the temptation (and generous samples) of all this, my heart (i.e. my stomach) belongs to the homemade feta, broccoli and ratatouille quiche.
I highly advise popping into this secret spot next time you're schmoozing with the Google folks or waiting for a train at Victoria. You won't be disappointed -- and you might leave with a slice of lovingly made madeira cake (or seven).